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Disclaimer:

These are things that I've recieved over time which I thought were funnier than snail snot. If you are offended by off-color jokes, crude language, people being exposed for the morons they actually are, or anything else that might be considered in bad taste then

DON'T READ ANYTHING HERE.

Clear enough? I thought so.

One more thing, I've tried to give credit where credit is due. If I appear to be breaking a copyright or if it's something you did and you don't want it here, just tell me. Most of these were e-mails. I've done some editing, if you'd like things prettier, send me replacements. These are plain text files shoved through a simple filter (tabs to <P>'s) or something equally uninteresting. If you want to submit articles, let me know.


You know, I notice that this entire directory is pretty darned big, so if you have an idea as to what sort of stuff you are looking for, you might try searching for it.
Joke Joke
100 WAYS_TO_ORDER_A_PIZZA
10 things_never_said
148 Thesis_Donts
25 Ways_to_Cope_with_Stress
26 Crisis_Thoughts
50 ways_to_scare_people_in_the_CS_lab
5 quick_ones
A Jenny_Survey
A Little_Red_Tag
A Standard_Guide_to_the_Bases
A girl's_guide_to_geek_guys
A joke
A moment_of_mysticism
Abort, Retry,_Ignore
Absolutely noting_moto
An early_Christmas_carol
And the_Winners_Are_
Another Bunch_of_Jokes
Answering machine_messages
Axl's Tasteless_Joke_505
BJOD: Dadaist_prose
Bad Day_II
Bart's Chalk_Marks
Biblical Humor_(fwd)
Boogie in_your_butt
Boot to_The_Head
Brady Bunch_Porn
Bragging about_sons
Burnout Prevention_and_Recovery
CA DoT_exam_answers
CHAINS -_chain_letter_nasty
Cardiosexuality UL
Character1flaws
Character Flaws
Chicago Chicago
Chicken Gimme
Church Humor
Cockup in_digest_submission
Communicating Commodes
Communist China_developments
Concerning your_recent_submission
Confucius say
Consumer Reports
Country Western_do-it-yourself
Court reporter_funnies_(forwarded)
Cunning Pikes_-_A_sample
Custer's Last_Thought
DHMO: a_dangerous_problem
Deep Thoughts_(more_humor)
Did you_know_
Do-it-yourself Country_Song_Kit
Downsize Solar_System
Dr.Suess the_geek
Driving Lessons
EMLC
EVERY DOG_HAS_ITS_WAY
Earth moves_under_your_feet
Elvis worship
English
FW: 'Oh_Yeah'_Net_Humor_(fwd)
FW: DILBERT'S_LAWS_OF_WORK
FW: One_Chicken_Clapping
FW: St_Peter's_Clocks
FW: The_New_Priest
FW: The_Three_Tests_(humor)
FW: Theory_and_Reality
FW: Very_Short_Joke
FWD: Buy_a_condom
FWD: C&W_Songs
FWD: Michael_Jordan's_Contract
FYI
Fair Exchange
Faux Hemingway
For Glenn,_at_least
Friday Hilarity_(no_moto_content)
Fun with_bunnies
Funniest Damn_Mail_Ever
Funny
Funny English_signs
Fwd(2):
Fwd: Funny_Story_(fwd)
Fwd: WHAT_IF_PEOPLE_BOUGHT_CA
Fwd: _Penguin
Fwd: humour_for_the_day_(fwd)
Fwd: more_tech_support_humor
Git along_little_doggie
Good Sex
Good Times
Good lawyer_humor
Good salsa,_good_justice
Ha
Hamelet II:_The_Survivors
Helium Beer
Here is_one_for_you
Hey bud,_got_a_match
Hi, I'm_Debbie_on_the_Party_Line
Histerical Lesson_
Historical Embarrasing_Death
How clever
How to_be_Annoying
Hugh Hefner_4_Santa
Humor
Humor, I_guess
Humor-(No Moto)
Humor- techies
Humor2
Humor: Ask_Dr_Internet_(1_and_2)
Humor: Dennis_Miller
Humor: cosmology
Humor: engineering_joke
Humor (no_moto-content,_but_funny)
Humor -_no_moto_content
Humor for_the_day:_Talking_Frog
Humor for_today
Hydrogen Beer
ID4 CERT_Advisory
I just_want_to_be_the_first_to_say
Information Superhighway_garbled
Insurance claims_(humor)
Irish gas_station
Jack Handy_(fwd)
Kerrigan vs_Bobbit
Kids Ideas_of_Science
Klingon Bible
Legalese
Like you've_never_heard_it_before
Love
MITers with_a_sense_of_humor
Management Memo_#149876
Math History_(fwd)
Memory trouble
Mens' meanings
Microsoft figures_it_out
Military Contract_Service_Survey
Miss Manners
Mixed Metaphor_of_the_Day
Modern Natural_Selection
More Humor
More of_you_might_be_a_redneck_if
MouseBalls (humor)_(fwd)
Nerd Test
New Humor
New and_Useful_Concepts
Nine Types_of_Users
No Comment
Non moto
Not a_Norweigen_joke
Nun Story
Nuns Gates_&_Prostitute
OD on_the_WWW
Ode to_Spam
Oh, how_cute
Oh, that's_gonna_hurt
One-liners
One Liners:
One for_the_do_not_try_this_at_home_file
Ouch
Ouch, that_hurts
Overheard
Own goals
Oxymorons
P.E.T.S.
Parrot training
Pass the_whisky
Pick-up Lines_Throughout_History
Political Joker
Politically correct_(fwd)
Politics
Pool Suction_Guy_:)
Potential substitute_for_TWL_cookbook
Pre-Turkey Day_Humor
Proper diskette_usage
QOTD
Quote of_the_day
RE: Another_joke
RE: Friday_Hilarity_(no_moto_content)
RE: Spelling_test-Variation_on_a_theme
REASONS WHY_E-MAIL_IS_LIKE__(fwd)
Racing Advice
Randomness
Re: Breast_stroke_(fwd)
Re: Engineering_humor
Re: Fleas
Re: Job_interview_trip
Re: Microsoft_Food_Processor
Re: Phencing_Physics_Phinal
Re: Redneck_Parts_l_&_2_
Re: The_Beast
Re: announcement
Redneck Part_l
Redneck Part_ll
Ribbit
Rogue River_Restaurant
Rubber Girl
SAH
SEMIOTICA -_is_to_reading_the_sign
Sally Struthers_wants_you
Santa's
Sartre cooking
Scottish joke
Selection Criteria
Self-circumcision
Serious People_IBM
Sex and_Client_Server
Silliness
Slightly off-color_humor_non-moto
Snap Judgements
Snow humor
So how_cold_is_it
So you_wanna_be_a_SysAdmin,_eh
Some new_calorie_counts
Something you_have_to_read
Spam Haiku_(fwd)
Spam Launching_in_Vermont
Speaking of_"respect_and_courtesy"
Spelling test_(fwd)
Star Humor
Star Trek_Fans_Only
Stupid People
Stupid People_
Stupidity Article_(long)
Symphony Humor
TECH -_30+_signs_tech_has_taken_over
THANK GOD_FOR_THE_NET
TO Rafial
Talk about_an_old_joke
Teaches like_Speedy_Gonzalez_on_a_caffeine_high
The 12_Days_of
The Beast
The Catholic_Church_probably_does_not_approve
The Last_Human_Being_Without_Windows95
The Seeing_Eye_Dog_from_Hell
The Volvo_Driving_Test
The add_pile
The half-life_of_Barbie
The stop_signs_with_white_borders
The things_you_find_surfing_the_net
The ways_things_ought_to_be
They Really_Said_That
Things to_consider_when_buying_a_laptop
Think about_the_profound
This has_been_through_before
This ones_a_toughie
Today, Today,_Today
Top 20_Engineers'_Terminologies
Torturing a_telemarketer
Train anyone
Travelers Beware
Tweet and_Tower_Yucks
Twinkies
Victorias Secret
Was this_in_today's_Austin_American_Statesman
Welcome to_the_Psychiatric_Hotline
West Texas_Guide_to_Computer_Lingo
What a_way_to_go
What every_chic_gorilla_is_wearing_these_days
Why Chemists_Don't_Write_Recipe_Books
Why I_fired_My_Secretary
Why the_Internet_is_like_a_penis
Work vs_Prison_(fwd)
Yeeeee ha
You know_you're_a_beemerphile
Your life_is_
Yucks Digest_Submission
Yucks Digest_V4_#3_(shorts)
Yucks Digest_V4_#8
Yucks Digest_V4_#9_(shorts)
[Fwd: Humor]
____(Fwd)_Hey
___for_Ellen
a sig
admenot
angel
annals of_curmudgeonly_criticism
ask Dr_Internet_(fwd)
barney hunt
barometer
bartsblackboard
bunch o'_ok_jokes
choices, choices
cigarrete
cold bicycle
college essay
computer virus
condiment controversy_in_california
confession
court (fwd)
cute stuff
d: language_abuse
defects
devnull: International_Seduction
dirtycindarelle
do-it-yourself
downsizing (fwd)
drinks
ed
eeeee-bo-laaaaaa
elephant humor
elevators
enjoy
familial stress_test
final exam
flame form_(fwd)
floppies
foodp
foul language
good for_a_chuckle
good joke
good sysadmins
government mouse
great holiday_joke
great joke
ha
help with_homework_needed
homolies
humor, no_moto_content
humor: _non_moto_content
humor from_the_fox
if god_were_a_programmer
interesting pic
joke
kid quotes
micro row
more blonde
more junk
more of_it
need to_know
netdown
newspeak
niettech
no moto_content
no passing_zones
odd titles
pick-up
plumber vs_doctor
poo
prank call
prices
pumping
punctuation
quote
redneck braille
self circum
sex marketing
signals
some are_darn_funny
some words_of_wisdom
something
stallion ejaculation
stress cope
switching phone_companies
sysadmin argument
telephone problems
ten years_
tennis elbow
tension-inducing tapes
the pound_pound_spurt_routine
thread on_altfolklorecomputers
tick
toast humor
top ten
toughest cowboy
trebuchet
two dollar
unix error
unix hoax
useful words
we could_use_some_of_this
what
why ask_why
work while_you're_out
ya-de-da
you are_an_engineer